Kikioke.

I tell you what. Coming up with this stuff is more fun than you can imagine. And then people actually donate real prizes for the winners. People are actually encouraging this behavior.

From the official site:

Part game show. Part reality TV. And the possibility of pain.

If
you come to any of our shows in May, you will be treated to
the first public performance of the underground Japanese hit reality
game show, Kikioke, in which two contestants are chosen to compete
against one another in a cut-throat version of “Name That Tune”, only:
if you’re wrong, someone pays! But all in good fun. Fun like going
water skiing and busting your ass over and over as your maniacal uncle
refuses to “take it easy”.

Our past game show winners have
walked away with fabulous Kiki t-shirts, bottles of wine, and
“pre-owned” panties, but this time, we’re upping the ante! Come,
compete, and possibly win:

• a gift certificate to Sermet’s Corner, in Charleston, SC
• a gift certificate from Crushed Fine Wine, in Charleston
• a gift certificate from O’hara and Flynn’s Wine and Cheese, also in Charleston.

…and
more prizes may appear! This is real shit, y’all. Stuff you’d actually
want to have. Stuff worth embarrassing yourself and a number of your
closest companions by singing to a packed audience of people for.

How
do I sign up? 1. Get yourself some tickets to a Kiki show coming
up. 2. Come to the show. We’ll be set up in the lobby to
audition possible contestants. 3. Show us what you can do.

That’s it? Yes! That’s it! See you in May. And a hint: start brushing up on your classic 70s and 80s torch songs. KIKIOKE!!

I’m so lucky.